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drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie


rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not


oldmagazinesinthewaitingroom:

raptorific:

Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved independence from Britain, and mankind discovered fire!!”

Don’t forget the heart break he’ll feel when he sees the bones of his faithful t-rex on display at the museum of natural history. 


batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no


hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises


nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry


joshpeck:

i want to feel this much happiness one day


actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL